The Demon Left. Said I Made It Weird. — Tee
My Exorcist Asked for a Fucking Transfer — Tee
I Sold My Soul. They Opened a Fucking Dispute. — Tee
My Haunting Got Outsourced to a Pigeon — Tee
Self-Improvement Voided My Fucking Warranty — Tee
My Personal Brand Is a Fucking Recall — Hoodie
Even My Receipt Wants a Refund — Tee
Emotionally Out of Stock
Focus Groups Asked Me to Leave — Long Sleeve
The Second Fridge
Professionally Unhelpful
Your Urgency Sounds Personal
Not a Team Player
I’d Agree, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong
Expensive Taste. Just Not in Clothes.
I Only Take What Life Puts on Sale
They Had Already Changed the Locks
Why Does Money Come and Go, and Go, and Go?
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