Front view of a white hoodie printed with MY PERSONAL BRAND IS A FUCKING RECALL

My Personal Brand Is a Fucking Recall — Hoodie

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Front view of a white hoodie printed with MY PERSONAL BRAND IS A FUCKING RECALL

My Personal Brand Is a Fucking Recall — Hoodie

$66.99 USD

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Brand strategy, now with a public apology.

White Gildan 18500 pullover hoodie with a black front print.

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • 8.0 oz/yd² fabric with a soft fleece interior
  • Classic fit, double-lined hood and matching drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket; rib-knit cuffs and waistband
  • Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

White may appear off-white because of the fabric. Made to order. Check garment measurements before choosing your size.

Read the fine print.

My Personal Brand Is a Fucking Recall — Hoodie
Full garment — supplier mockup.
My Personal Brand Is a Fucking Recall — Hoodie
Print detail — magnified from the same supplier mockup.

The small print.

Find your size

Compare with a garment you already own. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width flat across the chest under the sleeves.

For sleeve length, measure from the center back of the collar, across the shoulder and down to the cuff.

Gildan 18500 garment measurements
Size Length (in / cm) Width (in / cm) Sleeve (in / cm)
S 27 / 68.6 20 / 50.8 33.5 / 85.1
M 28 / 71.1 22 / 55.9 34.5 / 87.6
L 29 / 73.7 24 / 61 35.5 / 90.2
XL 30 / 76.2 26 / 66 36.5 / 92.7
2XL 31 / 78.7 28 / 71.1 37.5 / 95.3
3XL 32 / 81.3 30 / 76.2 38.5 / 97.8
4XL 33 / 83.8 32 / 81.3 39.5 / 100.3
5XL 34 / 86.4 34 / 86.4 40.5 / 102.9

Supplier measurements can vary by up to 2 in (5 cm). Width is measured flat, not around your chest. Offered sizes are shown in the size selector.

Fabric and fit

White Gildan 18500. Classic unisex fit in 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester (8 oz/yd²), with a soft fleece interior, double-lined hood, drawcord and front pouch pocket. White may appear off-white because of the fabric.

Keep the print alive

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle, with mild detergent and similar colors. Skip fabric softener and dry cleaning. Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Hang dry or tumble dry low. If ironing, use a cool iron inside out and avoid the print.

Shipping and order help

Printed after you order. Most orders take an estimated 2–5 business days to produce, with shipping afterward. Timing can change with demand, destination and carrier. Items may arrive separately. Standard US shipping is free.

Shipping & order help

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