Self-Improvement Voided My Fucking Warranty — Tee
Self-Improvement Voided My Fucking Warranty — Tee
You tried becoming a better person. Customer support has the evidence.
An unauthorized repair attempt, now documented in blunt monospaced type. Dark ink on Natural cotton. The shirt is new. The decisions that led to it are distressingly familiar.
The fabric has done nothing wrong
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Zero character development.
- Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft, lightweight fabric with a little stretch; your excuses remain rigid.
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²). Light enough to carry the joke without becoming the joke.
- Pre-shrunk fabric, side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. At least something here has structure.
- Natural shirt with a front DTG print. The back has wisely declined to comment.
Printed to order. Check the size guide before choosing; confidence is not a unit of measurement. Sizes and prices are shown in the selector.
The fabric can be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or bright light. Transparency: finally, a quality we can claim.
Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US. Product images are supplier mockups; colors and print appearance can vary from your screen.
Made after you order. Fulfillment and delivery estimates depend on the selected size and destination. Check shipping information before ordering for a particular date; the afterlife is not a logistics guarantee.
Read the fine print.
The small print.
Find your size
Compare with a garment you already own. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width flat across the chest under the sleeves.
| Size | Length (in / cm) | Width (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 / 68.6 | 16.5 / 41.9 |
| S | 28 / 71.1 | 18 / 45.7 |
| M | 29 / 73.7 | 20 / 50.8 |
| L | 30 / 76.2 | 22 / 55.9 |
| XL | 31 / 78.7 | 24 / 61 |
| 2XL | 32 / 81.3 | 26 / 66 |
| 3XL | 33 / 83.8 | 28 / 71.1 |
| 4XL | 34 / 86.4 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 5XL | 35 / 88.9 | 32 / 81.3 |
Supplier measurements can vary by up to 2 in (5 cm). Width is measured flat, not around your chest. Offered sizes are shown in the size selector.
Fabric and fit
Bella + Canvas 3001. Regular unisex fit in lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (142 g/m²), in the solid color shown on this product. Pre-shrunk fabric. Zero character development. The fabric can appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or bright light.
Keep the print alive
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle, with mild detergent and similar colors. Skip fabric softener and dry cleaning. Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Hang dry or tumble dry low. If ironing, use a cool iron inside out and avoid the print.
Shipping and order help
Printed after you order. Most orders take an estimated 2–5 business days to produce, with shipping afterward. Timing can change with demand, destination and carrier. Items may arrive separately. Standard US shipping is free.